My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it.
Edward "Grandpa" Jones
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists
Leslie Moak Murray
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
|Quotes about Chocolate|
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sévigné
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.
Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Sandra J. Dykes
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Money may talk, but chocolate sings.
I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!