Bill Cosby Quotes

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Dr. William Henry Cosby, Jr. or popularly known as Bill Cosby is an American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist. Here I have compiled down some of the famous Bill Cosby quotes. Hope you like this quote collection and learn something new here.

Bill Cosby Quotes
Bill Cosby Quotes
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill Cosby

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Bill Cosby

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Bill Cosby

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
Bill Cosby

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Bill Cosby

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Bill Cosby

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Bill Cosby

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won't know it.
Bill Cosby

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
Bill Cosby

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill Cosby
 
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