Middle Age Quotes

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Middle Age Quotes and Sayings
Middle Age Quotes

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you
Bennett Cerf

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Stanislaw Lec

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Doris Day

No man is ever old enough to know better.
Holbrook Jackson

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.  Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age.  It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net.
Franklin Adams

Middle age, The time when you'll do anything to feel better, except give up what is hurting you.
Robert Quillen

Middle age is youth without its levity, and age without decay.
Daniel Defoe

There is an anti-aging possibility, but it has to come from within.
Susan Anton

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Anonymous

The trick is growing up without growing old.
Casey Stengel

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Henry David Thoreau

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

As men get older, the toys get more expensive.
Marvin Davis

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
T. S. Eliot

Age is how we determine how valuable you are.
Jane Elliot

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin

In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities.
E.B. White

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
James Broughton

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?
Mignon McLaughlin

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
Betty Friedan

Youth disserves; middle age conserves; old age preserves.
Martin H. Fischer

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

Age is a question of mind over matter.  If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Leroy "Satchel" Paige

It's like this.  Father Time keeps pitching the years at us.  We swing and miss at a few.  We hit a few out of the park.  We try not to take any called strikes.
Robert Brault

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Anonymous

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
Anonymous

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not.
Anonymous

You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired.
Anonymous
 
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