Funny Inspirational Quotes

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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
Joe Girard

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov

If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars.
Brian Vaszily

When all is said and done, more is said than done.
Lou Holtz

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae Wes

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewhite

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Langston Coleman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
Louis Agassiz

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Josh Billings

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie

The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter

Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.
Neil Gaiman

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles Schulz

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.
Brian Vaszily

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.
Billie Burke

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William Mauldin

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Henny Youngman

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Vidal Sassoon

Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
Anonymous

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
Jackson Brown

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
Charles Schulz

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do.
Frank Sinatra

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
 
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