|Funny Family Quotes|
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
A family is a place where principles are hammered and honed on the anvil of everyday living.
Charles R. Swindoll
Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.
David Ogden Stiers
God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.
They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -they are your family.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.
My uncle's dying wish he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to.
I am an only child. I have one sister.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
George Bernard Shaw
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven’s lieutenants.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.
Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intendedand not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.