W. C. Fields Quotes

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W. C. Fields Quotes
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields

I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.
W. C. Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
W. C. Fields

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
W. C. Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. Fields

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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W. C. Fields Quotes
W. C. Fields

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
W. C. Fields

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
W. C. Fields

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W. C. Fields
w c fields quotes
W. C. Fields Quotes

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W. C. Fields

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. Fields

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. Fields
 
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