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Yogi Berra Quotes |
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra
It ain't over till it's over.
Yogi Berra
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
Yogi Berra
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra
We have deep depth.
Yogi Berra
It gets late early out there.
Yogi Berra
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Yogi Berra
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Yogi Berra
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Yogi Berra
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Yogi Berra
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Yogi Berra
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time?
Yogi Berra
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Yogi Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra